"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it."
Baby mosquito came back after its 1st flying. His dad asked him- How do you feel? he replied `It was wonderful, everyone was clapping 4 me! That' s Attitude
A statistician is someone who can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and will say that on the average he feels fine.
My wife always lets me have the last word. It's usually 'Yes'.
To prevent sagging skin eat till the wrinkles fill out.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody`s there to appreciate it.
The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you use them.
Once Santa felt Happy. Happy slapped him.
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Wear a watch and you`ll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.
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