SMILE PLEASE

Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.
Finally the ticket seller asks him why?
Santa: Some guy standing at the door is tearing my ticket!


Santa saw a beautiful girl, he went and kissed her.
Girl: Stupid what r u doing?
Santa: B.Com final year.


Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I`ve never been able to see the numbers.


Santa wins 20 cr from Rs.20.00/- lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Santa: Give me 20 cr or else return my Rs.20.00/- back!


Banta: Why were Adam and Eve so happy?
Santa: Bcoz neither of them had in-laws.


Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.


Santa sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Higher studies.


Santa got a job in AIrtel.
Customer: My Airtel sim locked. Wat 2 do?
Santa: Don`t take tension remove Airtel sim & put BSNL. Thank u 4 calling AIrtel.


Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat.


Santa is buying a TV.
Santa: Do you have color TVs?
Salesman: Sure.
Santa: Give me a green one, please.